Dallas Mallory
What can be said about Dallas that the local authorities don't already
know about? To start with he's one fine drummer. A native of Madison, Mo, Dallas soon realized that Madison was not the end
of the world (although you can see it from there) and moved to Columbia where you're liable to see him performing in any number
of venues from The Fender Benders to local piano bars.
Mark Sobolik
Asked to join the band primarily because of his formidable skills as
a bassist
Doug soon realized the the bonus of having someone else in the band who's last name
is almost as impossible to pronounce as his own. A fine vocalist as well, Mark brings wealth of new jokes for Doug to
pawn off as his own. If Mark ever gets wind of his real value he'll probably demand a raise. We'll just keep it our little
secret.
Doug Ducich
Pronounced duece-itch, the old man of the group and a veteran of
bands coast to coast. The fact that he's still at it begs the question, "When are you going to stop this nonsense and start
acting your age?"
